Talk Nerdy To Me...

Tuesday, October 25, 2005


After careful consideration, it has been decided that if Stephanie and I were to ever live together... it would be a huge disaster. I'm into locking doors, keeping semi clean, and saving money. Stephanie is big on leaving doors unlocked... but still manages to lock herself out of places. Our place would have nothing but double stuffed Oreos, pizza, McDonalds cheeseburgers, and alcohol. Needless to say, we wouldn't have a scale. We usually hate each others boyfriends too. That's no good. Everything would be broken, due to Stephanie getting mad at some guy. Well, actually... I don't think we'd have to worry about the guy factor much. We'd probably only own oversized sweatpants and XL concert T-shirts at this point. Hot. Ehh, on the bright side, we'd probably graduate school with highest honors. Plus we'd save money on obsolete products like soap and birth control.

2 Comments:

At 8:55 AM , Blogger John Mc. said...

I can see that. She'll probably punch you in the arm several times when she gets ticked too.

 
At 9:37 PM , Blogger Ashley said...

Awww. I tried warning ya, John. Don't feel too bad though, Luke was taking hits too. Hell, she was even attacking guys she didn't know. She was singing that damn song on the way home though... how does it go again?

 

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