I'm going to do a little venting about butt exercises.

I bought the Glutes magazine (shut up). Who would do this stuff in public, like they suggest? Squats, ok. Leg press, normal. But tying weights to your legs and doing donkey kicks? You can't be serious.

I don't... and won't do this stuff at the gym. I save it all for home. Do you blame me?

Note to self: Never ever send your boyfriend a picture of a girl on the front of a magazine, and then send one of yourself afterwards.