Did my second power-factor with Luke today. He's patient with me, what a swell guy. I think it went pretty well. Should be interesting to see the results. I came home and told my Grandpa about it. So now he's all into it. Takes me down into his little gym in the basement and has me doing all sorts of stuff. I'm his little guinea pig now. (Please, no guinea jokes). I just had to give my Grandpa some credit here, he's going to be 66 years old, and look...

I just stared this new workout routine that Luke turned me onto. (He assures me I won't end up looking like a hulkess.) It is designed to build and tone muscle, faster than your traditional routine. I was pretty skeptical at first. But after going through it, and really reading about it, I'm pretty excited to see what happens.

You can take a look at it for yourself at http://www.mystrengthcoach.com/. I just logged all my measurements and that kind of stuff in the system last night. It sucks doing it when you first start off... but it should be worth it after you start seeing results. I just wish I would have done it in the very beginning.

Well, I'm about to go to bed. I'm so sore, and not looking forward to walking up the stairs. Goodnight.

I was watching Good Morning America this morning, and saw something that completely enraged me. The segment was about employers and college admissions officers that "goggled" applicants names to find any and all personal information about them. This includes college website accounts, friend profiles, dating profiles, and BLOGS. People are being denied college entrance because they talk about how drunk they got last weekend? See... this is where I think technology goes too far. Of course, you don't want to hire some drunk or rapist... but come on. Blogs are to vent. I've bitched about my job on here before. So, would I not be hired or admitted because I'm not always super happy with my job?

To any and all employers or admission officers who maybe reading this... FUCK YOU!

I'm going to do a little venting about butt exercises.

I bought the Glutes magazine (shut up). Who would do this stuff in public, like they suggest? Squats, ok. Leg press, normal. But tying weights to your legs and doing donkey kicks? You can't be serious.

I don't... and won't do this stuff at the gym. I save it all for home. Do you blame me?

Note to self: Never ever send your boyfriend a picture of a girl on the front of a magazine, and then send one of yourself afterwards.

Depaul University was the site of hate crimes earlier today. Shame. Chicago's hate crime commission will be on this case and arresting college kids for using the "N" word in public, and writing it on walls. Wait, Chicago has a hate crimes unit? Jesus. And what? College students do stupid shit? No...

Getting into trouble for vandalizing and being obnoxious is one thing... but come the hell on. I'd like to take this time to organize a group eye roll...

Everyone bitches about their job. So what the heck, welcome to my hospital job...

...and yes, people really do crazy stuff like this. I have a few of my own stories, but this one is great...

Microwaved adult toy puts pair in a hot spot
March 6, 2006
BY JOE MANDAK

PITTSBURGH -- A man and woman were cited in connection with a bizarre incident that resulted in a fake penis being microwaved at a convenience store last month.

Leslye Creighton, 41, of Wilkinsburg, and Vincent Bostic, 31, of Pittsburgh, were both cited for criminal mischief and disorderly conduct in the Feb. 23 incident at the store in McKeesport, east of Pittsburgh.
Each charge carries a possible sentence of up to 90 days in jail and up to a $300 fine.

Bostic had filled a fake penis with his urine that Creighton, a friend, planned to use to pass a drug test she was taking to get a job, Police Chief Joseph Pero said.

Creighton asked a store clerk to microwave the device so the urine inside would be body-temperature and fool those giving the drug test, Pero said.

Police still aren't sure why Creighton chose to use a device that mimics the male sex organ to pass her drug test.

Defense attorney William Difenderfer didn't dispute the police account, but said there's no proof his clients had any criminal intent to damage the microwave -- the basis for the criminal mischief charge.

"I'm certainly not saying it wasn't a stupid thing to do," Difenderfer said. "But there's a lot of bizarre stuff that we don't always have a remedy for in the crimes code."

Difenderfer said his clients want to settle the case, in part, by reimbursing the store for a new microwave oven.

Pero said the store got rid of the old oven because it couldn't be used for food once bodily fluids were cooked inside it.

Having trouble understanding? Use your imagination.

"Event Calendar 3/9/2006 A Round with Religion - Sex and the Church
Thursday, February 9, 2006 Topic: Sexual Orientation
Thursday, March 9, 2006 Topic: Sex, Sin and Mercy"

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